STFU, Marrieds
Married couples on Facebook with their inane status updates and wall posts are the bane of my internet existence.
Seriously, marrieds. STFU.
Feel free to
submit or email your screenshots to marriedsonfacebook@gmail.com, and let me know if you want it to be anonymous.
Nov 8 ’09
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“The reason AWT can’t get laid is because she literally just had a baby!” - Submitted by Chesty LaRue
Nov 7 ’09
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Pasta crafts: Not just for kids
“This might be cute if we were talking about preschoolers but dude is TWENTY-EIGHT YEARS OLD.” - anonymous
Nov 7 ’09
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Nov 6 ’09
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Nov 5 ’09
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Nov 5 ’09
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“They’re both 17 and she hyphenated her last name with his name. According to her it’s because he told her to. And when asked about how she knows it’ll last forever her answer is ‘because I’m his first and only girlfriend!’. But now it looks like things are rocky. Imagine that.” - anonymous
Nov 4 ’09
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Nov 3 ’09
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