I like the way Ashley thinks. 

What a charming, romantic suitor Brenda has. There’s nothing like a lover who demands a return with interest on their investment to really make you feel like a professional. 

The procreation police have decreed that only the coupled may breed. 

The ballad of the unsung hero, aka, the “nice” guy. 


Looking for submissions for Valentine’s Day! 

Boo! Nothing inspires trust and says, “‘til death do us part” like a wedding dress and a hunting rifle. 

Happy Halloween!

(this post was reblogged from thatbadadvice)
From the submitter: “An entire relationship with a new guy has played itself out in a week.”

From the submitter: “An entire relationship with a new guy has played itself out in a week.”

Ever wondered what Lisa Frank’s tween FB page would look like? Behold!

Improper use of a semicolon? That’s the least of your problems, tho.
I know it’s been a while but I’m still kicking around and still accepting submissions.

Improper use of a semicolon? That’s the least of your problems, tho. 

I know it’s been a while but I’m still kicking around and still accepting submissions.