STFU, Marrieds

Married couples on Facebook with their inane status updates and wall posts are the bane of my internet existence. Seriously, marrieds. STFU. Feel free to submit or email your screenshots to marriedsonfacebook@gmail.com, and let me know if you want it to be anonymous.
Nov 20 ’09
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Nov 20 ’09
Submitted by Nicole

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Nov 20 ’09
“Mike either can’t or won’t function unless he’s in a relationship, e.g. only sleeps or is on the Internet 24/7. Once he is he feels the need to plaster both his and the girl’s Facebook, Myspace, the entire Internet about how instantly and deeply he’s in love.”  - anonymous

“Mike either can’t or won’t function unless he’s in a relationship, e.g. only sleeps or is on the Internet 24/7. Once he is he feels the need to plaster both his and the girl’s Facebook, Myspace, the entire Internet about how instantly and deeply he’s in love.”  - anonymous

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Nov 20 ’09

“The girl is 18 and the boy 17. But they are already married on Facebook. It must be love.” - anonymous

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Nov 19 ’09
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Nov 18 ’09
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Nov 18 ’09
Submitted by Crawling Kitty

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Nov 18 ’09
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Nov 17 ’09
Submitted by Shelby

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Nov 17 ’09

Sibling Love

“Single mum with one due late December goes from man to man (even women) and then wonders why her friend is agitated when she starts dating her friend’s younger brother (who is a complete douche anyway).” - Submitted by Zombie Jane

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Nov 17 ’09
“He’s in the Navy and she talks about how she’s going to kill herself if he gets deployed.” - anonymous

“He’s in the Navy and she talks about how she’s going to kill herself if he gets deployed.” - anonymous

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