Married couples on Facebook with their inane status updates and wall posts are the bane of my internet existence.
Seriously, marrieds. STFU.
Feel free to
submit or email your screenshots to marriedsonfacebook@gmail.com, and let me know if you want it to be anonymous.
“They’re both 17 and she hyphenated her last name with his name. According to her it’s because he told her to. And when asked about how she knows it’ll last forever her answer is ‘because I’m his first and only girlfriend!’. But now it looks like things are rocky. Imagine that.” - anonymous