STFU, Marrieds
Married couples on Facebook with their inane status updates and wall posts are the bane of my internet existence.
Seriously, marrieds. STFU.
Feel free to
submit or email your screenshots to marriedsonfacebook@gmail.com, and let me know if you want it to be anonymous.
Nov 9 ’09
Nov 9 ’09
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“This girl posts almost daily complaining about problems with her boyfriend. He kicked her out of their apartment months ago and doesn’t even speak to her anymore. She just keeps talking about him like they are together but having problems.” - anonymous
Nov 9 ’09
Nov 9 ’09
Nov 8 ’09
Nov 8 ’09
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“The reason AWT can’t get laid is because she literally just had a baby!” - Submitted by Chesty LaRue
Nov 7 ’09
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Pasta crafts: Not just for kids
“This might be cute if we were talking about preschoolers but dude is TWENTY-EIGHT YEARS OLD.” - anonymous
Nov 7 ’09
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Nov 6 ’09
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Nov 5 ’09
Nov 5 ’09
