STFU, Marrieds

Married couples on Facebook with their inane status updates and wall posts are the bane of my internet existence. Seriously, marrieds. STFU. Feel free to submit or email your screenshots to marriedsonfacebook@gmail.com, and let me know if you want it to be anonymous.
May 31 ’09
Submitted by anonymous - “I’ve been getting spam from these random people in my network about their “Shag” (a fund-raising Stag/Doe party peculiar to my hometown) for weeks- but I just deleted it because I don’t actually know them. However, in my Facebook inbox today I got *this* lovely message…”

Submitted by anonymous - “I’ve been getting spam from these random people in my network about their “Shag” (a fund-raising Stag/Doe party peculiar to my hometown) for weeks- but I just deleted it because I don’t actually know them. However, in my Facebook inbox today I got *this* lovely message…”

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  1. switchblades reblogged this from stfumarrieds and added:
    See also: “This is why you have no friends”
  2. stfumarrieds posted this
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