STFU, Marrieds

Married couples on Facebook with their inane status updates and wall posts are the bane of my internet existence. Seriously, marrieds. STFU. Feel free to submit or email your screenshots to marriedsonfacebook@gmail.com, and let me know if you want it to be anonymous.
Jul 1 ’09
Submitted by anonymous : “They’ve been engaged off and on for the past 5 years. They have not even set a date. The part that got me was the ‘it fits me so well’ - the reason he’s not marrying her is because she’s 27 and addicted to high school drama to the point where she got into a facebook status fight.  Oh yeah, if you ask her for anything she may do it but she’ll bitch about it for the next 6 months to anyone who will listen (and even those who won’t).”

Submitted by anonymous : “They’ve been engaged off and on for the past 5 years. They have not even set a date. The part that got me was the ‘it fits me so well’ - the reason he’s not marrying her is because she’s 27 and addicted to high school drama to the point where she got into a facebook status fight.  Oh yeah, if you ask her for anything she may do it but she’ll bitch about it for the next 6 months to anyone who will listen (and even those who won’t).”

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  1. mattgorman reblogged this from stfumarrieds and added:
    That last sentence sounds like...“tipical housewife”
  2. stfumarrieds posted this
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