STFU, Marrieds

Married couples on Facebook with their inane status updates and wall posts are the bane of my internet existence. Seriously, marrieds. STFU. Feel free to submit or email your screenshots to marriedsonfacebook@gmail.com, and let me know if you want it to be anonymous.
Jul 3 ’09
Submitted by anonymous - “They’ve been engaged previously and then called off the wedding and relationship. Now she’s accidentally pregnant (with his kid) so they’re officially back together. She wrote on his wall in response to him becoming a ‘fan’ of Megan Fox. Then she wrote that she and the baby love him.”

Submitted by anonymous - “They’ve been engaged previously and then called off the wedding and relationship. Now she’s accidentally pregnant (with his kid) so they’re officially back together. She wrote on his wall in response to him becoming a ‘fan’ of Megan Fox. Then she wrote that she and the baby love him.”

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  1. pretzelboy reblogged this from stfumarrieds and added:
    bwa ha ha ha ha….I’m so old...antipode of this: http://www.latfh.com/
  2. bthny reblogged this from baskabas and added:
    stfumarrieds is one of the better ideas I have seen for a tumblr in a while. no offense to my married friends (I LOVE...
  3. baskabas reblogged this from stfumarrieds
  4. haguenite reblogged this from kelsium and added:
    Fair enough. Also, I’m not blonde at the moment, but only because I bought the wrong colour and ended up with the same...
  5. kelsium reblogged this from haguenite and added:
    Well, the assumption here is that she’s the kind of lady whose roots are always showing, which is really what bothers...
  6. haguenite reblogged this from kelsium
  7. kelsium reblogged this from haguenite and added:
    Bottle blondeness and discussions of pubic hair are the only ones you left out.
  8. haguenite reblogged this from kelsium and added:
    Lemme guess: - Self-involved, TMI Facebook status updates - Megan Fox - The word fag - The word vag - Sexist jokes. How...
  9. mercurypdx reblogged this from stfumarrieds and added:
    Won’t somebody please think
  10. kelsium reblogged this from stfumarrieds and added:
    I interrupt your Sarah Palin shaudenfreude...bring you this, which embodies almost...
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