STFU, Marrieds

Married couples on Facebook with their inane status updates and wall posts are the bane of my internet existence. Seriously, marrieds. STFU. Feel free to submit or email your screenshots to marriedsonfacebook@gmail.com, and let me know if you want it to be anonymous.
Jul 11 ’09
(click image to enlarge)Submitted by anonymous - “This girl has been engaged since 2007, and the wedding isn’t until next year yet everyday she updates her wedding countdown (ive seen it in the 700’s), has a group devoted to the wedding (with all the details right down to her cake cutting song….) and I swear to god every night her status is something to the effect of ‘SNugGlIN WiTH my MAnn lLuuUUuu sWEEt dREAms babbyYyyy~*~*~* <3 <3’.”

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Submitted by anonymous - “This girl has been engaged since 2007, and the wedding isn’t until next year yet everyday she updates her wedding countdown (ive seen it in the 700’s), has a group devoted to the wedding (with all the details right down to her cake cutting song….) and I swear to god every night her status is something to the effect of ‘SNugGlIN WiTH my MAnn lLuuUUuu sWEEt dREAms babbyYyyy~*~*~* <3 <3’.”

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