STFU, Marrieds

Married couples on Facebook with their inane status updates and wall posts are the bane of my internet existence. Seriously, marrieds. STFU. Feel free to submit or email your screenshots to marriedsonfacebook@gmail.com, and let me know if you want it to be anonymous.
Jul 14 ’09
anonymous

anonymous

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  1. beautifulsorta reblogged this from stfumarrieds
  2. mmartee reblogged this from stfumarrieds
  3. brokenbirdy reblogged this from stfumarrieds and added:
    Um, what the fuck. She is a selfish C U Next Tuesday…. Isn’t a wedding supposed to be a union of two people sharing...
  4. ashleybeatrice reblogged this from annemarierhoades and added:
    I wish they were a prettier couple. At least when you call them shallow they have their looks to blame. I guess prettier...
  5. annemarierhoades reblogged this from stfumarrieds and added:
    Does anyone know who this woman is? Because I’m willing to hunt her down with a pitchfork and an angry mob of Junior...
  6. scowlingatbubbles reblogged this from stfumarrieds
  7. patattack reblogged this from stfumarrieds and added:
    Boruch totally chickened out. He could’ve shut Shohana up BAD.
  8. unsustainable reblogged this from capriquarius and added:
    stfumarrieds:anonymous...There are some things that people should just secretly resent. I...
  9. tyce reblogged this from stfumarrieds and added:
    I would get on their gift registry and find the biggest thing they are asking for. Find a box that size, put a sandbag...
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  14. iseeellis reblogged this from sparklepants and added:
    Dear God. I hope one of her friends gives her a elegantly-wrapped note lecturing her on the value of being a decent...
  15. vindicatedc reblogged this from sparklepants and added:
    Holy crap that’s tacky!
  16. sparklepants reblogged this from stfumarrieds and added:
    Miss Manners would NOT approve. I am horrified. My Fairfield County upbringing is EXTREMELY horrified.
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