Married couples on Facebook with their inane status updates and wall posts are the bane of my internet existence.
Seriously, marrieds. STFU.
Feel free to
submit or email your screenshots to marriedsonfacebook@gmail.com, and let me know if you want it to be anonymous.
“He has two babies with this woman. She’s an ex-stripper, and he keeps getting back together with her every few years. And they are only 23.” - Submitted by Brittany Ann