STFU, Marrieds

Married couples on Facebook with their inane status updates and wall posts are the bane of my internet existence. Seriously, marrieds. STFU. Feel free to submit or email your screenshots to marriedsonfacebook@gmail.com, and let me know if you want it to be anonymous.
Apr 13 ’09
(click image to enlarge) Submitted by anonymous - “Apparently her boyfriend works until 11 every night, and she only wakes up in the morning to have 11:00 happen.”

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Submitted by anonymous - “Apparently her boyfriend works until 11 every night, and she only wakes up in the morning to have 11:00 happen.”

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  1. ohgrowup reblogged this from sparkleneelysparkle
  2. therocketsurgeon reblogged this from pleasedontsqueezetheshaman and added:
    Boyfriend must love coming home to that much overanticipation. Someone please get this girl a hobby - knitting, chicken...
  3. sistermarymartha reblogged this from pleasedontsqueezetheshaman
  4. avenues reblogged this from stfumarrieds and added:
    Oh… This is depressing :(
  5. pleasedontsqueezetheshaman reblogged this from sparkleneelysparkle and added:
    Pavlov’s Dater. (Okay, this is the third drool reference I’ve made today, someone bring the suction tube.)
  6. sparkleneelysparkle reblogged this from stfumarrieds and added:
    i also really love how...question of “what happens at 11?” once like EVERYONE SHOULD know...
  7. stfumarrieds posted this
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