Married couples on Facebook with their inane status updates and wall posts are the bane of my internet existence. Seriously, marrieds. STFU. Feel free to submit or email your screenshots to marriedsonfacebook@gmail.com, and let me know if you want it to be anonymous. var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-3992943-4"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}Tumblr (3.0; @stfumarrieds)http://stfumarrieds.tumblr.com/<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kthnm1t9O31qzyr9yo1_r2_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Submitted by CC</p>http://stfumarrieds.tumblr.com/post/253480929http://stfumarrieds.tumblr.com/post/253480929Sun, 22 Nov 2009 14:00:00 -0800<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kthn4xiPXl1qzyr9yo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://stfumarrieds.tumblr.com/post/253163519http://stfumarrieds.tumblr.com/post/253163519Sun, 22 Nov 2009 08:30:30 -0800<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktfqh16JkE1qzyr9yo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://stfumarrieds.tumblr.com/post/253136328http://stfumarrieds.tumblr.com/post/253136328Sun, 22 Nov 2009 07:58:34 -0800<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktgz6mq53f1qz9ra0.png"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktgz6vo2td1qz9ra0.png"/></p> <p>Submitted by A</p>http://stfumarrieds.tumblr.com/post/252041416http://stfumarrieds.tumblr.com/post/252041416Sat, 21 Nov 2009 09:28:00 -0800<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktgd6rkGPC1qzyr9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>anonymous</p> <p>Click to enlarge</p>http://stfumarrieds.tumblr.com/post/251750096http://stfumarrieds.tumblr.com/post/251750096Sat, 21 Nov 2009 01:32:51 -0800<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt53biaj5Y1qzyr9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>anonymous</p>http://stfumarrieds.tumblr.com/post/251116740http://stfumarrieds.tumblr.com/post/251116740Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:00:00 -0800<img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktf0sliSLf1qzyr9yo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Submitted by Nicole</p>http://stfumarrieds.tumblr.com/post/250904427http://stfumarrieds.tumblr.com/post/250904427Fri, 20 Nov 2009 08:09:26 -0800<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kteue3kbpb1qzyr9yo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>“Mike either can’t or won’t function unless he’s in a relationship, e.g. only sleeps or is on the Internet 24/7. Once he is he feels the need to plaster both his and the girl’s Facebook, Myspace, the entire Internet about how instantly and deeply he’s in love.”  - anonymous</p>http://stfumarrieds.tumblr.com/post/250894369http://stfumarrieds.tumblr.com/post/250894369Fri, 20 Nov 2009 07:56:37 -0800<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktezy1vbcO1qz9ra0.png"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktezylUOsE1qz9ra0.png"/></p> <p>“The girl is 18 and the boy 17. But they are already married on Facebook. It must be love.” - anonymous</p>http://stfumarrieds.tumblr.com/post/250890020http://stfumarrieds.tumblr.com/post/250890020Fri, 20 Nov 2009 07:51:00 -0800<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt6weelcNM1qzyr9yo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>anonymous</p> <p>Click to enlarge</p>http://stfumarrieds.tumblr.com/post/250291767http://stfumarrieds.tumblr.com/post/250291767Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:15:05 -0800<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktbl5zrQhy1qzyr9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://stfumarrieds.tumblr.com/post/250030730http://stfumarrieds.tumblr.com/post/250030730Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:03:58 -0800<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktd4smekol1qzyr9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://stfumarrieds.tumblr.com/post/249786534http://stfumarrieds.tumblr.com/post/249786534Thu, 19 Nov 2009 09:00:00 -0800<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktd4npC5ob1qzyr9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://stfumarrieds.tumblr.com/post/249718465http://stfumarrieds.tumblr.com/post/249718465Thu, 19 Nov 2009 07:35:49 -0800<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktc307U0u91qzyr9yo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://stfumarrieds.tumblr.com/post/249471739http://stfumarrieds.tumblr.com/post/249471739Thu, 19 Nov 2009 01:07:14 -0800<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt43sj3nkM1qzyr9yo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>anonymous</p>http://stfumarrieds.tumblr.com/post/248540878http://stfumarrieds.tumblr.com/post/248540878Wed, 18 Nov 2009 07:47:37 -0800<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktam26FrHZ1qzyr9yo1_r1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Submitted by Crawling Kitty</p>http://stfumarrieds.tumblr.com/post/248491965http://stfumarrieds.tumblr.com/post/248491965Wed, 18 Nov 2009 06:44:54 -0800<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktamx0it911qzyr9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>anonymous</p>http://stfumarrieds.tumblr.com/post/248411879http://stfumarrieds.tumblr.com/post/248411879Wed, 18 Nov 2009 04:50:00 -0800<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt554pSrQb1qzyr9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Submitted by Shelby</p>http://stfumarrieds.tumblr.com/post/247671298http://stfumarrieds.tumblr.com/post/247671298Tue, 17 Nov 2009 14:56:10 -0800<p>“Single mum with one due late December goes from man to man (even women) and then wonders why her friend is agitated when she starts dating her friend’s younger brother (who is a complete douche anyway).” - Submitted by Zombie Jane</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt9flctCZm1qz9ra0.png"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt9floO6mk1qz9ra0.png"/></p>http://stfumarrieds.tumblr.com/post/247470663http://stfumarrieds.tumblr.com/post/247470663Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:07:37 -0800<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt8gznf3Da1qzyr9yo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>“He’s in the Navy and she talks about how she’s going to kill herself if he gets deployed.” - anonymous</p>http://stfumarrieds.tumblr.com/post/247324327http://stfumarrieds.tumblr.com/post/247324327Tue, 17 Nov 2009 07:50:16 -0800